doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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