he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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