Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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