if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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