2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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