She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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