That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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