Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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