I cannot find my penis.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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