I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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