I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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