No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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