were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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