whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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