How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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