Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
50% drunk capacity currently
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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