So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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