Pappa wants mamma naked
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She's the barista slut.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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