FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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