Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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