i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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