we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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