Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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