Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
3pm strippers are depressing
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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