I think i peed on brittanys purse
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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