Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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