so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
