Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
party gras won. party gras always wins.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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