I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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