Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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