She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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