He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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