Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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