Fuck appropriateness.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
These tits shall not be calmed
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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