So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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