I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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