No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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