Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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