Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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