from now on my penis is your penis
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
