dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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