I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
