Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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