your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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