I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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