He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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