That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am spending my child support on dildos
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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