he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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