I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
