he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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