i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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